‘Jesus Ain’t F*cking God’: Man Attacks Neighbor Over Cross Decoration, Gets What’s Coming to Him

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by Staff | 24News

Few things are more satisfying than watching a loudmouth, faux tough guy bully get dropped. Unless, of course, the bully is an atheist douche.

The (British) bully in this case takes great offense to his neighbor erecting a cross on his gate, and confronts him, threatening violence, saying, “Jesus isn’t f*cking God.” He points at the unpainted DIY cross he has his panties in a wad over. One thing leads to the other. The atheist douche then turned the other cheek…into a right hook.

Hey, it’s not like the bully wasn’t sufficiently warned.

WATCH:

Even the bloody dog was entertained!

Looks like Redshirt’s flying spaghetti monster wasn’t around to protect him from catching these hands.

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Imagine having to explain to your wife what happened.

WIFE: Honey, did you get him to remove that horrible cross?

ATHEIST DOUCHE: I don’t wanna talk about it.

WIFE: What happened to your face?

ATHEIST DOUCHE: The power of Christ happened.

Most impressive is the composure of the believer. He gave Redshirt ample warning. He tried to de-escalate the situation. He gave Redshirt every opportunity to calm down. But the atheist douche wanted the smoke. So he got the smoke. He got the smoke right upside his head. Then slinked away in shame. And it was good.

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8 thoughts on “‘Jesus Ain’t F*cking God’: Man Attacks Neighbor Over Cross Decoration, Gets What’s Coming to Him

  1. The red shirt jerk didn’t know when to quit. Even after being knocked down twice he came back for more – and got a lot more than he expected. But then, to me, the clincher was that the believer guy came back and helped his opponent back up and into his house.

    1. tHE cHRISTIANS DIDNT RECLAIM THE HOLY LAND. THEY WERE AN ARMY (THE CRUSADERS) WHO JUST WENT ABOUT KILLING MUSLIMS AND OTHERS) IF THEY WOLD BECOME CHRISTIANS….JUST AS THE MUSLIMS HAD AN ARMY THAT DID THE SAME THNG TRYING TO CONQUER LANDS FOR THEIR RELIGION. BOTH WERE WRONG!!

    1. He should consider himself lucky..Goliath got a rock between his eyes for insulting David’s God. We should always try to avoid conflict but..sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in.

  2. Not completely sure of a couple of things:
    1. That this encounter was really Christian – generally, fisticuffs aren’t really allowed in the New Testament.
    2. That either of these guys had really been in a fistfight before, judging from the open-handed punches and numerous misses.
    3. While the red-shirted guy was clearly a mouthy, intolerant idiot, I’m unconvinced that he will be joining any churches soon.

  3. Hubby: Learn to de-escalate. There are numerous videos out there. In the meantime, get to the gym and learn basic boxing and add basic Ju Jitsu. It will not take long. You will be a much better fighter in less than 2 months, depending on the time you commit to it. That is approximately the amount of time it takes for a US Marine to learn to get their gray belt, roughly 45 hours of training.

    Wife: STFU when your hubby is in combat; he didn’t need the distraction and if red shirt knew how to fight, he could have smoked him because you are running your mouth. Do what you know to do without commentary: call the police.

  4. THE GUY WHO ERECTED A CROSS ON ANOTHERS GATE HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT. AND THAT IS WHY THE RED SHIRT GUY WAS PISSED OFF. BUT HE SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE RESPECT FOR THE OTHERS GUYS RELIGION, EVEN IF HE DIDNT BELIEVE IN IT…AND FIGHTING DOESNT BELONG IN THE REALM OF RELIGION

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